Monday, December 28, 2009
what's the fuss with singlehood? isn't it another knight or knightress in shining armour? i mean nothing is wrong with being unattached right? doesn't mean singles are not attractive, maybe something is right but still not really spoiled goods...
the mad rush with people i know, racing to the finishing line of 2009 trying to score some kind of hat trick with the opposite species. if the locals are not buying, let's all buy a spaceship to pandora! the blue skins love us more isn't it?
when i want to stroll, you run. my friends all run. gallop like some pure breed horses on 4 wheelers! plan a to z to score a man or girl. can't live without options 1 to 5 or 10 or 100... the question is why?
i am not going to trip over my feet for any guy. falling hurts alot, on my butt, my knees and my palms... try catching a guy, say it is easier to just walk into a bar, wait for a guy to get sloshed with 15 drinks, carry him home and voila! a man!!!!! at last!
nope. i really don't care so much now. someone calle me last week to tell me the wonders of plural life. worse, that was a guy. i think it is high time he check his sight. he highly encouraged me to get hitched. great! my sentiments too! but to who???? the lamp post????
everyone think it is so easy to meet someone whom you can spend at least half of your life span with. like on the streets, while you are checking your teeth in the mirror, hot and sweaty from running after that goddamn bus... wake up and smell whatever that comes up. it is alot easier falling in love with an inanimate object. making love to a dildo and watching tv with a puppy.
i do not just represent the women in this post. i think some men are not blessed with the luck that blind women latch on to...
again... men do not play with dildos... i repeat men do not play with dildos....
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