i woke up this morning to an annoying banging courtesy of a friendly neighbour. it is freaking 7.30am on a PUBLIC HOLIDAY and guess what? I made a new friend!

i love my neighbourhood but not the nuisance that these foreigners are bringing with them. one floor down, i get my filipino neighbours (those working girls) screaming in the afternoons (nearly every) at a kid, each other and the walls included! literally chewing each other off in shrill voices and they really do not know when to stop! they could participate in scream contests and emerge winners and bring the whole neighbourhood from the philippines to SG for another round of screaming!

the Chinese above are chanters of a cult. not the first time they go banging on the floor above my head in the early hours. look i worship my sleep so just stop the bloody ritual. either they are using a pounder to mash up ingredients to a curse or using a chair to bind their sacrifice.

this morning, they caught me on the wrong side of my bed. i took a bamboo pole and bang right up their window to tell them terribly nicely to shut the fuck up.

i don't care if they are the talent or not, but if you are staying in my block just shut the noise.

otherwise, move out bitch